Many families like to arrange lush holidays. Friends, relatives and colleagues gather at the same table for various occasions. It can be a birthday, matchmaking, wedding or just a meeting in a warm atmosphere. An integral part of any feast are funny and funny toasts, which will certainly cheer up others.
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Funny toasts for a fun company for a wedding
Wedding toasts are primarily dedicated to the newlyweds, and then the turn of good wishes comes to the parents of the bride and groom.
You can start a feast with such a short and simple speech:
“As you know, endlessly you can only look at the burning fire, flowing water and other people's work. So we will not endlessly look at our full glasses and raise them for the happiness of the young! ”
After congratulations to the bride and groom, a toast should also be proclaimed for their parents.
Just to wish health and well-being is pretty commonplace, it is better to make a comic speech:
“We wish the mother-in-law to remember that an intelligent woman acquires a daughter after her son’s wedding, and a stupid woman loses her boy. And let’s mother-in-law often forget to call her beloved son-in-law for pancakes with caviar! ”
There are a lot of jokes on the topic of relations between mother-in-law and son-in-law at every wedding feast.
When the wishes of a long and happy family life for young people are pronounced, one can also pronounce such a toast:
“The woman had three sons-in-law, and she wanted to find out which of them loves her more. She jumped to the bottom of the well and shouted "Help!" The elder brother-in-law came running and freed the mother-in-law out of trouble, and the next morning she bought him a new car.
The woman decided to test the average son-in-law, again jumped into the well and began to call for help. The man saved her, for which he received a motorcycle as a gift.
When the mother-in-law again began to call for help from the well, the younger son-in-law heard this and thought: “She thanked one with a car, the other with a motorcycle, and then what, a bicycle?” She did not rush to the rescue, she drowned. In the morning, father-in-law gave him a luxurious Mercedes. So let's drink so that the newlyweds never have to make such a choice and tempt fate! ”
In honor of a woman's birthday
The fair sex "love ears", and toasts on a birthday women should praise their best qualities.
You can congratulate the birthday girl with these words:
"You are beautiful as a flower,
You are not an easy puzzle!
And while you are with us,
Sweet as chocolate!
For you!"
Such a joke in prose will sound good too:
“Many men complain about their women and say they are saws. But drank the saw discord! Our birthday girl is a hand saw and a very smart one; she only saws off what is superfluous and unnecessary from her tree! ”
And you can tell a short comic parable:
“One beautiful girl went on a date with a guy whom she imagined was a handsome prince. She put on her most beautiful dress, did her hair and learned quotes from smart books. The beauty imagined that they would visit the theater, and then they would talk for a long time about high matters. But when they met, the prince was so overwhelmed by her beauty that he suggested going to drink beer and watch a football match. The smart girl was not taken aback, and all evening drank a foamy drink, ate chips and yelled “Judge on the soap!”. So let's wish our birthday girl always to be versatile and have fun in any situation! ”
Funny birthday toasts to a man
To congratulate a man, short and capacious toasts are more suitable:
“One must not drink for happiness, but fight for it, one must not drink for love, but deal with it, one must not drink for children, but pray for them! So we will raise glasses for our birthday boy, because he always does everything right! ”
“You need to be better than free,
It’s better to be full than hungry
Better to live in peace, not in war,
I wish you all the best, I’m doubly! ”
“How often women complain that there are few real men left! Dear ladies, he is in front of you - this is our birthday! He’s smart and decisive, courageous and romantic, so let's drink so that he always remains so! ”
Funny, funny and instructive toasts
For a fun company of adults, instructive toasts, short or in the form of a parable, are also suitable.
In order not to bother others with a long speech, you can proclaim the following rhyme:
“He who drinks well, sleeps well,
He who sleeps well does not make noise.
And he who does not make noise is always pure in soul!
Hence the conclusion: drink more, dear! ”
And here is an example of a funny, funny and instructive toast in the form of a parable:
“Before leaving for war, one king put his wife in a chastity belt, and entrusted the key to a friend. The ruler punished his faithful vassal to use it only in the event of his death.
The crown-bearer had no time to leave his lands, when he heard the clatter of hooves. The army caught up with his faithful friend. On a par with the ruler, he shouted: “My lord, you made a terrible mistake, the key to the lock does not fit!” So let’s drink so that our friends are always faithful and faithful! ”
For matchmaking
Matchmaking toasts should be funny, short, and sparkling. The banal "you have a product, we have a merchant" has already managed to get bored with the order.
The following words will be appropriate:
“From books we know how hard it is to live on a desert island! It’s very difficult for one to cope with all difficulties, and we all ask the bride’s parents to agree to her marriage with our Robinson, otherwise he will die of anguish! ”
“A salt shaker should be on each festive table!” We have the salt that we will match the future wife for our groom! And if we don’t overshoot the promises, don’t cross emotions and receive the blessing of our parents, their house will be a full bowl! ”
“Elongated“ trainings ”, curlers on the head and cucumbers in front of eyes, yesterday’s borsch and rolling pin in the hands ... Beer in the garage and nest egg ... This will definitely not happen if the bride’s parents give their consent to the wedding right now!”
On a note. You can come up with a lot of jokes and sentimental toasts for matchmaking. But the most important thing is the sincere benevolence of all participants in the celebration to each other, which must be expressed in toasts.
Cool Georgian toasts
The peoples of the Caucasus are considered masters of beautiful feasts.
But not all participants of the celebration like long toasts, and you can speak shorter:
“One clever dzhigit said:“ Nothing shortens life like there are large gaps between toasts. ” So let's raise our glasses so that we live a very long time! ”
If you want to make a long speech, you can tell this parable:
“Once upon a time there were two guys, and they fell in love with a girl whose prettier was not on the whole Earth. One of them confessed her feelings to her, and she replies to him: “If you light a fire on the highest mountain and keep the fire going until morning, I will be yours.” The guy rode away, and a second friend knocked on the beauty and also declared her love. The sly girl said to him: “At that summit fire burns, and if you put out it, I will stay with you.” Dzhigit climbed the mountain and saw that his friend had fallen asleep, and that the fire was almost burned out. Then he threw firewood into the fire and said: “Sleep well, friend!” Let us cross our glasses for true true friendship! ”
On a note. The first glasses at any feast are raised in honor of the event, because of which the guests gathered. Then you can step back a little from the main topic and propose toasts for friendship, love, parents or just wish all the best to others.
