Funny toast, unexpected and original birthday toasts are always able to cheer up and stir up a bored company. Be positive and then you can gather a lot of well-wishers around you. To be able to congratulate with humor without hurting anyone's feelings is akin to art. Check out our collection of toasts. Good advice will certainly help you develop your own style of behavior during the feast and come up with some original personal greetings.

Funny birthday toasts to a woman

What does a woman want to hear about on her birthday? About own irresistibility. About how significant it is for others, desirable among men, beautiful and inaccessible.

Let flattering speeches intertwine in an endless stream. Set aside modesty and restraint. The birthday girl should feel the center of attention. When, no matter how significant this day, can she feel like a queen?

Let your expressions be full of jokes and exaggerations, all to the place, all to the table. For tomorrow, fanfare will subside, and today their hum should magnify the birthday girl.

Humor helps to present any bloated wish in an acceptable form. And let the congratulated person know that not everything is true, a portion of flattery on his birthday has not yet taken anyone away from reality. Be generous. And put in your wishes the maximum that a woman wants to hear.

  1. I raise this toast to your life gain: so that incomes increase, money sticks on your own, there are more friends and happy days in life!
  2. Live so that all envious people turn green, friends admire, colleagues respect, and descendants are proud.Let the greens also be found in the wallet and allow you to live as you want, and not as you have to.
  3. I wish to achieve the goal faster than the cheetah catches up with its victim. Be calmer than a boa constrictor, slimmer than a fallow deer and more fun than a monkey!
  4. Birthday men remind me of bribe-takers in especially large sizes. So accept from me the wishes of great happiness, inexhaustible wealth and great love!
  5. I want all your dreams to stop teasing with unreality and show themselves in action! Let you get everything that gives pleasure and profit

Short and funny greetings for men

On a birthday, a man most often wants well-being, financial viability, a faithful girlfriend and reliable friends. You can endlessly delve into the discussions about the mission entrusted to the strong half of humanity to take care and provide all our loved ones. And you can say all the most important thing in a couple of phrases.

Birthday is not a reason for moralizing. Every man wants to be strong and independent. Should he be encouraged to do so once more on his day?

Worth it! Express your admiration to him. Give a feeling of confidence in the complete well-being of his affairs. That and you look the next day a real warrior wakes up in him, bravely rushing to conquer new peaks.

Let our short toasts help cheer up your close arc or relative. Make him believe in himself. They hinted at the fact that it has long been clear to everyone what inconceivable power is hidden in its capabilities. It only remains for him to turn forward and proudly go towards his luck.

  1. (Speaking loudly to the guests) I want a drink ... (Significantly quieter) That's basically all I want. For you!
  2. Once upon a time, well, or recently, well, or long, long ago. Okay ... In general ... lived ... well, or lived ... But what's the difference !? Let's drink for the birthday man!
  3. Be mobile, but stable. Human, not omnipotent. I would love to love you for your actions and courage! So that health is not lost and victories in the way go!
  4. The composition of wishes is always the same: Have more health and money!
  5. A bit of mathematics: a summer residence is zero, a car and a garage are zero, an apartment is zero, money is zero, health is one. So let’s drink so that the whole birthday of the birthday is a unit with a lot of zeros.

Georgian birthday toasts

Georgian toasts are a great topic for a feast in any company, even far beyond the borders of this beautiful mountainous country. Who doesn’t like to listen to Georgian toasts? They conceal eternal wisdom and the freshest humor. This is a contradictory, but most clearly describing Georgian folklore characteristic. If you want to make friends laugh, to interest the guests - start the feast with Georgian toast.

The hardest part is to memorize a long bike. But nothing prevents to add something from oneself to the words. Catch the main idea, retell it in your own way and defeat everyone on the spot with an unexpected ending. Then success is definitely ensured.

Do not forget that in Georgian toasts, meaning is not as important as intonation. Even if the legend ends with a joke, do not let us expose you to the very end. Focus on each phrase. Let the guests be discouraged by the unpredictability of the finale.

  1. Caucasian wisdom says: “He who has a beautiful wife is no longer poor. He who has a smart wife is rich. Having a beautiful, smart and economic wife is truly rich. ” So let’s drink for the true wealth of our friend!
  2. Whether you are a caliph or a market poor, In the final analysis - all have one price. So drink the wine! In it is the source of immortality and light, In it is the flowering of spring and past summers. Be happy for an instant in the midst of flowers and friends, For life was in that instant.
  3. Once, the father asked little Gogi: "What are the most useful birds for humans?" “Grilled chickens!” His son answered. I propose a drink for our birthday being as witty as this Gogi.
  4. There is such a Georgian proverb: a tried friend is our second conscience. So let’s drink for the friends of the birthday!
  5. The Germans say: "A piece of ham can be made out of all pigs." And the Georgians say: "Only the best grapes are suitable for wine." So let’s drink for our dear birthday man, just a very good person!

Happy anniversary greetings

Why be sad and discouraged, when so much has passed behind, the tables are bursting with refreshments, and the warmth of numerous loved ones warms the room.

An anniversary is an occasion to organize a real holiday. Call a professional toastmaster. To gather around all those who care. Wine is bottled in glasses, and the soul is filled with a feeling of happiness. In these minutes, cheerful cheerful congratulations sound appropriate.

Comic poems or phrases complement the relaxed atmosphere. Caught up on quotes. They are carried away in memories and accompany the whole evening of guests and relatives.

Make a pleasant anniversary. Show him attention. Present some verses or beautiful phrases. Embellish the tales with humor and your toasts will go down in history.

As you know, not those congratulations that are smoothly folded into rhymes, but expressed from the heart, and even with incredible wit, are remembered more strongly.

A noisy company (and there is no other for an anniversary) will appreciate your enthusiasm.

  1. Happy Birthday, And I wish you to continue, Contrary to the cares of many, Blossom and grow prettier! I wish you bright, long days, Do not take your years, Let happiness in your house, Settle forever!
  2. Raise all our glasses, So that the hero of the day becomes more beautiful On the same planet live, Friends with faithful friends. Drink everything that is poured in glasses, So that the hero of the day “drowned” in praise.
  3. The doctor pulled huge stones from the kidneys. You will have only precious stones.
  4. Today there are many anniversaries, Anniversaries too, But we congratulate the One who is dearer to us all.
  5. They say that our hero of the day gives the impression of a gentle person. So let's drink so that no one tries to bend it!
  6. He who does not have a hangover does not know the taste of water. I wish that tomorrow morning the hero of the day water seemed tasteless, and life - beautiful!
  7. You know, at Georgian holidays they drink for young people first. These are those who are under sixty. Therefore, let us congratulate our hero on his transition to adulthood!

Funny toasts in verses

The popularity of toast in poetry is growing year by year. This phenomenon is explained simply. Poems lie well by ear, easy to remember. And the presence of humor in them adds mood. You can sign a postcard with such versification, and taking a crib with you to the table is not forbidden. Read verses in front of everyone and present a signed congratulation to the end of your speeches as a sincere presentation.

The verses are universal. They can be addressed to a friend or girlfriend, co-worker, relative and simply congenial person. There is nothing wrong with signing a card with funny verses to a stranger. The main thing is that the meaning of congratulations does not go beyond decency.

There are several examples in our collection of how to congratulate a woman or a man on his birthday. All these toasts are addressed to an adult and are not suitable for young creatures.

Remember that humor should raise the mood, but in no case should it make fun of shortcomings or somehow belittle the person described.

It’s rather difficult to compose verses yourself, for this you need to have a certain talent. You can use our examples and weave something of your own into the finished phrases. After all, rhyme is not as important as sincerity of wishes.

  1. I wish from the bottom of my life Beautiful, long, peaceful life! Appreciate the moments of positive And see only the prospects!
  2. Release the balls into the sky And a volley of champagne arrows. May the excitement forever live in the fate of your game!
  3. Today is your birthday And everyone around you has gathered. Invite luck to the table. Celebrate this glorious holiday. Let her take Love, wealth and health with her. May anyone envy such a glorious feast!
  4. Catch compliments, smiles on your day! Do not be afraid to seem happier than everyone! You are better than others whom I have known all my life. Keep the same course in the future!
  5. So you go outfits The most beautiful! I wish you were like no one happy! On high heels, Walked forward confidently, From the hip, beautifully, To the long-awaited goal! Wardrobe is vast. Replenish more often. And do not cheat on a dream in life!
  6. I wish you heavenly earthly enjoyment and true miracles to you on your birthday! Do not be a prickly cactus, Like a lily bloom. And drive the sweet aroma of Others crazy!
  7. Let life get drunk on sober and strike with playfulness! Let the smile stick, Everything will change for the better! Hopes amuse darling And dine in restaurants! A breakfast with loved ones, What is so necessary for us ...
  8. Walk happily through life, Let it be on the shoulder For whatever you take, But bad - not at all! Do not be a prickly hedgehog And an empty moth. Let your virtues multiply by two!
  9. Wait for happiness, and it will rush, Something beautiful will happen: the President will shake your hand tightly, Jenny Lopez will fly to dispel boredom, a relative will be among the oligarchs and will present a mansion, a car, a yacht. Well, I wish you to keep your health, You can buy the rest yourself.

We hope that our tips will help you tune into the festive mood, come up with original congratulations and get into the midst of attention.