A rare feast without toasts. It would seem that there is nothing easier than to invite those present to drink “for all the good”, but this is a commonplace phrase. It is better that the pronounced toast lifted the mood and be remembered by those present.
Too long a speech can tire the listeners. The article lists short and cool toasts for different occasions: for a birthday, wedding, anniversary, on February 23 and March 8.
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Short and funny toasts for February 23
The holiday, which we celebrate on February 23, has changed its name more than once in its history. Now it is called the Defender of the Fatherland Day. But congratulations on this date, not only the military and those who once served military service. As a rule, the famous "socks and shaving foam" on February 23 is received by all men without exception.
How to congratulate men on a feast on this holiday?
So, cool toasts on February 23 to colleagues and friends:
“On this day, February 23, I want men to wish war. So that they shoot female eyes, captivate sweet lips, win gentle female hands! Happy holiday, dear defenders! ”
“On this day I want to drink for the most stylish men! For men who dress in the military enlistment office! ”
“To raise a glass today, there are reasons
For nobleness, courage and honor!
Today we all drink for you men!
For what you were, you will be there! ”
“The most important thing for a soldier is the head. He sleeps on it, he eats in it, and he can even drink it! Raise glasses for your multifunctional heads! ”
“Congratulations on the day of the defender of the Fatherland and I want to wish you never had to stand up to defend him! May the sky above you be peaceful and bright! ”
Birthday man
Birthday is the main holiday in the life of any person, and no matter how old it is, everyone wants to hear kind words and wishes of all the best about themselves.
Toasts at a feast in honor of a man should be peppy and perky, for example:
“When you were little, everyone wanted you to grow big. Today I want to wish you to continue to grow above yourself and move only up! ”
“Probably there is no need to tell those present about how good you are. I drink to make you even better! ”
“On your birthday I want to wish you only troubles and misfortunes, how many drops will remain at the bottom of my glass! I drink for you to the bottom! "
“One wise man said that people often grieve over what they have lost, but they are not upset that life goes by. I want to raise a glass so that your every day will be lived with good! ”
“I wish in life the expected amenities and pleasant surprises!”
“I propose raising a glass for the hero of the occasion!” After all, thanks to him, such wonderful people like you and me have gathered at this table today! ”
Birthday woman
It is believed that women love with ears, and on her birthday every woman wants to hear not only good wishes, but also compliments.
And since girls are more likely to talk themselves than to listen, the toast should be short and capacious, for example:
“When a girl asked her chosen one why he loves her, he replied:“ The smart are drawn to the smart, beautiful to the beautiful, but I’m to you! ”If the hero of the occasion asks why everyone is drawn to her, I’ll answer: she’s smart and beautiful and I want to wish her to always stay that way! ”
“They say that women are like sweets: you will never guess what kind of filling you will get. Let's drink for our dear birthday girl and her wonderful filling! ”
“It is believed that a woman has five ages. First she is a baby, then a girl, a girl, then she becomes a beautiful woman, and then a goddess. But looking at our birthday girl, we can say that she is a goddess not by age, but by definition! ”
“They say about women that they have no rules, but only mood, and what mood, such and rules. "I want to wish the hero of the occasion that her rule always be a good mood!”
“On this day I want to wish you arrogance! Have the audacity to be happy, beautiful, healthy and successful! Happy Birthday!"
Cool toasts on March 8
Is there such a holiday that our brave men fear? Of course there is, this is International Women's Day. The stronger sex needs not only to choose a good gift for their second half, but also to beautifully and originally congratulate her.
When the present is already presented and the words of love are spoken, the time comes for a feast.
Here the toasts on March 8 will come in handy, funny and short:
“Outside the window, spring is raging, and the birds are chirping, we slam the glass for our lovely women!”
“Why are women so fond of“ dropping ”their age? They simply throw out useless days and years lived without love from life. So let’s drink to ensure that our beautiful women live with benefit every moment! ”
“Lovely women! This world becomes much better when it lights up with your smiles, and fades from your tears. On this day, I want to wish that in your life there was always a reason for joy, and tears appeared only from happiness! ”
“Send an angel and the devil to roam the world. And then one day the angel fell in love with a devil, and the devil - a good fairy, and they played weddings on the same day. A year later, the devil turned into an angel, and the angel into a devil. Let’s drink for our women who can turn any damn into an angel! ”
“When God created the woman, he looked at her, sighed and said:“ Come on, make up! ” So let’s drink for our women who are good and without any embellishment! ”
Comic wedding greetings
Despite the words of a classic who claimed that a good thing would not be called a marriage, the wedding day is considered one of the main holidays in life, he should be remembered. How to congratulate the bride or groom?
You can take one of these short and funny toasts “into service”:
“Dear newlyweds! "I want to wish your family a lot of happiness, and it will be enough for your children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!”
“Dear bride and groom! Now your family is still young, and looks like a rough diamond. I want to wish you wisdom and patience so that you can turn it into a delightful sparkling diamond! ”
“What was the difference from the tale? In fairy tales, you can marry a frog, and get a princess. But in life, it often turns out the other way around. Today I want to wish our newlyweds that their life be like a fairy tale! ”
“So you are bound by marriage! I want to wish you to carry these “chains” through all the years of living together, and so that we see at your golden wedding: sincere smiles, not a twitching eye, a clear mind, and not a mental breakdown, the beauty of body and soul, and not fatigue! For your happy life! ”
“Dear bride and groom! I want to wish you a family life, as in a cartoon. So that you have as much fun as Tom and Jerry, so that you have the same adventures as Wolf and the Hare in “Well, wait a minute!”, And love and understanding reigned in the family, like Masha and the Bear! ”
Happy 50th Anniversary Toasts
Half a century anniversary is a serious milestone in human life, by this age it can already be called valid. But there are still many years ahead that everyone wants to live brightly and fruitfully.
A universal wish that suits both men and women can be called such a toast:
“Who said 50 years is a lot? Today you are only twice 25, and this is doubly young! And therefore, I want to wish that all good things in your life will double: there will be twice as much love, happiness, fun and energy! For the culprit (culprit) of the triumph and his (her) second youth! ”
You can congratulate a man on his fiftieth birthday with this toast:
“There is such a belief: 100 devils are born with a man, and every year one of them disappears, and an angel appears instead. And now, you are 50 today, which means that there are only 50 devils left, and at the same time as many angels have appeared! I propose a drink for the fact that today the dark and light forces in you are equally divided! ”
For the anniversary of a woman of 50 years, such a congratulation is suitable:
“In the first 10 years of her life, a woman learns to be cute, in the second - beautiful, and in the third ten she becomes smart. The fourth dozen brings experience and success with it, and by the age of 50, all qualities are intertwined, and a woman appears to us in all her beauty! I propose a drink for our birthday - sweet, beautiful, smart and successful! ”
Funny toasts for a fun company of adults
When only adults are present at the feast, you can add a little “pepper” to your toasts. It is not necessary to make jokes “below the waist”, it is important to show a sense of humor.
You can make the audience laugh with these toasts:
“I raise a glass for honest, modest, beautiful and very best people! Few of us are left ... "
“Everyone knows that alcohol is our enemy! But who said that we are afraid of enemies? We are not afraid of them, we are destroying them, to the bottom, friends! ”
“I propose raising glasses to the younger generation that Pepsi chooses! Thanks to them, we will get more vodka! ”
“One girl came to the riverbank where a goat was plucking grass. She took off all her clothes, and the goat continued to pinch the grass, entered the water, bathed and went out, and he continued his lesson, paying no attention to anything. I propose a drink so that there are no goats among us! ”
“Love is different. Student, when there is with whom, there is something, but nowhere. Lonely when there is where, there is something, but not with anyone. The patient, when there is where, is with whom, but nothing.And finally, philosophical, when there is where, there is with whom, there is something, but why? I propose a drink so that each of us finds the love that he deserves! ”
Armed with ingenuity and a sense of humor, you can slightly modify the above toasts, and make your speech bright and fiery.
