A variety of cool birthday greetings to a woman will cheer up the birthday girl and cheer her up. You can write them yourself or choose a suitable option from ready-made ones. True, making a choice from such wishes is not easy. Some of them may be completely inappropriate in specific situations.
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The coolest birthday greetings to a woman
Each woman is always pleased to hear beautiful congratulations. You can make funny funny wishes like that. Today it will be possible to find a large number of options for funny greetings for every taste and suitable for a variety of situations.
But among them are many rude and even vulgar or mocking. These congratulations are only relevant in rare cases. You can read them only to a close friend who has an excellent sense of humor and often uses such jokes herself. So, when congratulating the boss, colleague, an elderly or unfamiliar person, they are completely capable of leading to a serious offense on the part of the hero of the occasion.
Choosing the coolest greetings for a girl, you can also complement them with a funny present.
For example, to give the hero of the occasion a postcard with her "aged" photograph. Special online services offering to look at yourself in old age will allow you to make such an unusual picture. True, you will have to abandon such a joke if the young lady is very worried about her age and annually experiences a heavy holiday on this occasion.
You can complement your funny congratulations with any fun gift from the joke store. The main goal is to achieve a birthday girl’s smile, as well as improve her mood.
- Happy Birthday And I want to become insolent: Become shamelessly charming, Do not be sad and do not grow old! To look good is envy of others, To be deceptively simple, To become very, very happy And to captivate everyone with beauty!
- So that they wake up with a smile, They don’t swear at work, They changed dresses every day, They didn’t stand in traffic jams, They had the right thing everywhere, They didn’t hurt for a second, They rested under a palm tree, Tasty ate, slept sweetly, Dressed in the weather, Just followed fashion, More often they went to a restaurant, so that they always paid for you, so that coffee in the mornings brought your beloved to you, it was a cool mood. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday And I wish from the bottom of my heart: Happiness - to exhaustion, And good luck - for no reason. So that tears - only from laughter, If laughter - then from the heart, If you rush - then to success, And destroy obstacles. And smiles so that - without an account, And love - to sparks in the eyes, Until victory - at work, Personal front and dreams!
Funny wishes in your own words
Funny birthday greetings can be written in your own words. If you want originality in this, then an excellent solution would be a quest for a birthday girl. This will be an unusual congratulation in the form of adventure.
To do this, you need to write short funny wishes in your own words on beautiful cards or valentines and hide them in different places. It remains to draw a humorous map and mark the treasured points on it.
The birthday girl will “travel” to the proposed places, each time receiving a new funny wish. She would definitely remember such a congratulation for a long time. In addition to notes, in each new point you can also hide small pleasant gifts. For this purpose, even the woman’s favorite sweets or banknotes (one at a time) are suitable.
- Not a woman, but a fire, not a young lady, but a sight for sore eyes, on your birthday I want to wish to eat and not get fat, work and not get tired, be a muse for this world and a dream for any male collective. Let the nails not break, and the tights not tear, let the smile shine on the face, and the cheerful boogie-woogie melody always sounds in your head.
- Happy birthday, wonder woman, fairy tale, dream. I wish to be clockwork and invigorating, like expensive coffee, I wish to be fancied without a button accordion in a good mood, I wish in moments of sadness to call for help a team of faithful friends with a sparkling bottle, I want to never feel like a tired horse, I always want to feel like a magnificent queen of this world.
- Happy birthday to the bomb woman and charming beauty. I wish you merry Mondays, tear-off Tuesdays, romantic environments, seductive Thursdays, shopping Fridays, brightly emotional Saturdays and fabulously happy Sundays.
Comic toasts for a festive table
Perfectly set the mood for the holiday and comic toasts.
If you plan to celebrate a birthday at a large table with guests, then the texts of congratulations in this form should be picked up or written in advance.
It is carefully thought out beautiful (and not spontaneous inconsistent) toasts that always sound especially beautiful and are remembered by everyone present.
Of course, not every congratulator is capable of independently writing a sonorous soulful text. In this case, the best solution is simply to choose the one you like most among the ready-made toasts and memorize it.
- Wonder woman, miracle and fairy tale, I congratulate you on your birthday. I want to wish that donkeys and goats would not meet on the road, that you don’t have to work like a collective farm horse, that a shark grip was worked out for what you want, that all the ladies of the world envy your beauty, and men at the sight of you drool gender.
- Any woman needs treasures. One, enough diamonds, the other - pearls. On your birthday I want to wish you love, happiness and all the other treasures of the world. Let's drink for being cooler than diamonds.
- Gardens bloom in summer, flowers in spring. Only a woman always blossoms! As soon as a woman is beautiful as a scarlet flower, like a red rose that grows in gardens.And you on this day are even more beautiful and can not be compared with any rose. So let's drink for you, beautiful lady!
Funny short greetings
A great idea is to congratulate a woman with humor. But on his birthday, in addition to jokes, the birthday girl will probably want to hear beautiful, warm, sincere wishes. Therefore, it is worth combining two types of congratulations.
For example, start with a joke or a funny poem to direct the course of the holiday in the right direction. And then list all that the congratulator would like to add to the life of the birthday girl: real female happiness in various fields, good health for many years, sincere tender love, daily joy, true reliable friends, success in work and other benefits. At the same time, it’s worth warmly and gently to contact the girl: call her a diminutive name (if appropriate in the situation), “Dear birthday girl”, “Beloved mother / girlfriend / sister”, “Our native”, etc.
- Happy Birthday. May the coming year in life Packs of green rustling bring home safe.
- Happy Birthday to You! Sea, joy, warmth, Delicious little cookies, Chocolates, caramels, Sweet berries, pies, Magic from bright dreams!
- Congratulations on the day of jam! I wish you joy, luck, Great happiness, to the very heavens, Siberian Health, love and miracles.
Small verses with humor
If you plan to congratulate a woman at a distance, rather than in person, it is better to choose short, sounding verses with humor. It will be convenient to send small texts in a letter (paper / electronic), in messages via social networks, in SMSs, etc.
Short cool poems are pretty easy to write yourself. If you can’t do this on your own, then you just need to choose the option you like from the ready-made ones.
- I wish you eternal luck, Health, joy, aspiration. So that every lived year was as sweet as honey! I also wish beauty, so that all dreams come true. In bed to - just "ah." And in reality, not in dreams.
- I want to congratulate you, Wish the car of everything: Happiness, joy, fun, And health, and friends! So that there is only a lot of money, So that luck is every day. To forever fall in love with your beloved man!
- Forget the problems and worries, Come off to the full. For once you forget to work, You know, this life is beautiful. Beauty, believe in your luck, And break men’s hearts. Let everyone cry with envy, And happiness lasts forever!
Funny birthday greetings can be turned into a real funny catchy performance dedicated to the hero of the occasion. To do this, you need to figure out how funny and unusual to give a girl a gift. And also choose the right wishes.
