Congratulations on a man’s birthday can be not only serious and touching, but also fun and funny. It’s hard to imagine any kind of holiday without humor. With his amusing wishes, the congratulator will set up the birthday man and all those present in the right way and set the right course for the whole event.

The coolest birthday greetings to a man

The funniest birthday greetings for the birthday man will be able to be composed independently. Especially if a person has long been familiar with the hero of the occasion and is often present in his life.

In this case, it will be possible to recall some interesting cool stories in which the birthday man participated, to use the man’s favorite jokes and jokes.

As a result, the congratulation will be very original and, most importantly, individual. The hero of the occasion will surely laugh sincerely and rejoice.

If the congratulator owns photoshop, he can create a festive poster or a funny card for the birthday man. For example, changing the appearance of a man in her (making a humorous caricature), adding a funny background or some thematic objects around. His “creation” can be associated with the hobby of the hero of the occasion, his work or even some character traits.

The resulting poster card will be a great option for an unusual gift. Surely, he will take pride of place in the man’s house and will be carefully preserved by him. You can immediately write funny greetings on the poster.

Another interesting option is to put the selected wish words into music. You can do this very simply using any fun, perky melody.Then the congratulator will turn his speech into a full festive performance. It will be relevant for a magnificent celebration with a large number of guests.

  1. Happy Birthday Congratulations! Boy you're big already. I don’t know what to wish for you ... Always be yourself! All wish you happiness, For many years and not to be ill, They circumvented so that bad weather. You are handsome - keep it up! I wish a yacht, a summer cottage, A suitcase money to boot. Be patient a bit, Soon you will buy an island.
  2. I wish you a beautiful life: Fishing, relaxation, a lot of beer! On weekends to go to the bathhouse, Live to the fullest! And so that the wife was obedient, indifferent to the mink coats, so that she fed you deliciously, that she was skilled in bed! In general, more than any blessings, What is in your men's dreams!
  3. Happy Birthday! Do not get drunk, but moderately "accept"! In the bullpen, prison, hospital. Never get into. To be clear and sober to the mind, Flaming to the Heart. Prostatitis, enuresis. You never know. So that steel would be nerves, So that I could achieve everything. To dollars and euros Do not fit in your wallet. In the Maldives and Hawaii, drink sweet juice on a deck chair. I sincerely wish you: Let everything come true in time!

Funny wishes in your own words

A humorous congratulation to a man can be made in your own words. Such wishes can be made no less ridiculous and memorable than thematic poems.

Are you planning to write a congratulation yourself? You need to follow a simple plan:

  1. Find a joke on the web. It is desirable that one that will definitely please the birthday man or in some way intersects with his life.
  2. At the beginning of the joke, add a cool appeal to the birthday man.
  3. Paste congratulation words anywhere in the text.

According to this scheme, in just a couple of minutes it will be possible to compose an interesting comic congratulation for the man himself. If this option seemed too complicated, you just need to choose a ready-made text of a ridiculous birthday wish.

  1. Happy birthday, cool man. I wish you to feel like a real kid in life, to be idle every day and not to strain without unnecessary excuse, but let such an occasion in principle be something you don’t have. In general, let there be a lot of money in the purse, let lovely beauties surround you, let success be your middle name, let everything always be on your ointment.
  2. Our dear, happy birthday to you! Let health be good, income stable, home comfortable, friends faithful, work interesting. May love always surround you, good luck is in everything! Stay in any situation as you are - courageous, reliable, self-confident!
  3. Happy Birthday! I wish you to have a lemon, as it is very useful for health and support immunity. Especially when it's lemon dollars. Good luck and luck in all endeavors.

Comic toasts for a festive table

If the congratulator is invited to the festive table, then it is worth preparing for the event in advance.

In this case, it is best to choose wishes for the hero of the occasion in the form of a toast. They always sound beautiful, interesting, bright.

The text of the toast can also be made cool. Comic options for congratulations can be found not only on the birthday, but also on a specific date. For example, to the 50th anniversary.

  1. It is said that a real man must build a house, plant a tree and give birth to a son. I want to wish our birthday boy that no one would judge him by such actions. Because a real man is the one who is always responsible for his words and actions. And therefore, must save the house, grow a tree and raise a child! For a real man!
  2. They say that a man’s reputation is not determined by the size of his dignity, but depends on the ideas of women about his manhood. Therefore, I want to drink for our birthday boy. So that he always has the highest level of reputation - both on the part of the woman and in his personal opinion!
  3. They say that only those who never give up can hope for luck.I want a drink for the birthday boy. So that he never lowers his arms or the rest of his body. And he could always meet his luck fully armed, was ready to catch her and not to miss!

Funny short greetings

If you want to congratulate a man on his birthday quickly and shortly, for this it will turn out to pick up both funny quatrains and small congratulations in prose. His cool wishes will be able to fit just a couple of lines.

Short texts give a huge scope for the imagination of the congratulator. They can be placed on almost any gift or send a birthday to the message. If the chosen comic phrase-wish echoes the life of a man, it can be printed, for example, on a diary or a tea / coffee cup. In this case, the hero of the occasion will often remember the congratulator and smile every time you look at the schedule for the work week or tea party.

  1. You’re a man wherever you go, Do not spoil the year, And today, on your birthday, Give all your friends fun. So congratulations then - Be happy forever!
  2. Congratulations and wish Money, women and cars. So that you are always number one on the podium.
  3. Happy Birthday!!! Age is just the numbers that determine how many years you spent on Earth, they mean nothing more! Grow further!
  4. Happy R Day! I wish your income growth rate to grow faster than inflation!

Small verses with humor

Small humorous congratulation verses can be picked up for a friend, a relative, a neighbor, a boss, a colleague, or a friend from any other sphere of life.

To "tie" a cool poem to a holiday, before its beginning, you just have to congratulate the man on his birthday in his own words. It will be relevant to add: “I wish you victories in any business, success in your career and love, as well as boundless happiness and joy.” Wishes can be any. After them, you can insert a cool verse-congratulation.

  1. I wish more sunshine, Less slush and dirt under my feet, Let summer come in my life, And the Merce will replace the old beaten VAZik.
  2. You have a day today! Let's drink while standing. Where is the mug? For your love, luck, Home, wife, apartment, cottage, So that the car does not break down, Mother-in-law admired more often, Mother-in-law loved and respected, Even the cat adored. Live to 100 healthy, Cheerful, cheerful, So that on the centennial I could dance without crutches.
  3. Happy Birthday man! Let the gun not shoot at idle, let health be like strong rum, let hands hug the beloved woman’s waist and never let go of their luck. Let the storms of passion and emotions not cease in life, and the steam locomotive of fate brings you to success and crazy happiness.

Most men are positive about jokes and humor in all its manifestations. Including when the jokes relate to their personal holiday. Unlike the fair sex, they are extremely rarely offended even by rude comic wishes. Therefore, you can safely choose any thematic congratulations. The main thing is to be sure of their relevance.

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